arrestomomentum:

50 men I would bang harder than a screen door during a hurricane

34. Hunter Parrish
foodboners:

one minute microwave cupcakes!
cupcakes:
1/4 cup dark chocolate chips
2 tbs butter
1 egg
1 tbs oil
1/4 cup sugar
pinch of salt
2 tbs cocoa powder (unsweetened)
2 tbs flour
1/8 tsp baking powder
Frosting:
1/2 cup (4oz) cream cheese
3 tbs milk
1/3 cup powdered sugar
2 tbs cocoa powder
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In a microwave safe bowl, add the chocolate chips and the butter. Microwave for 20 seconds, stir and repeat until melted.
In a separate bowl, add the egg, oil, sugar and salt and beat with a fork until well combined. Add the melted chocolate and stir again. 
Sprinkle the cocoa powder, flour and baking powder over the egg mixture and stir again with the fork until well combined.
Distribute equally between three baking cups (standard cupcake papers will not work). I also added 4 chocolate chips to the very center of each cupcake to make a bit of a molten center. 
Microwave on high for 1 to 1.5 minutes. The “cooking” time will depend largely on the power of your microwave. Mine took 1 minute 15 seconds.
You want to let the cupcake cool a bit because right out of the microwave they are screaming hot. While they cool, make the frosting. Add the milk and the cream cheese to a bowl and beat on high until smooth and creamy. Then add the powdered sugar and the cocoa powder and beat until combined. Add the frosting to a zip lock bag and cut about 1/2 inch off the bottom corner. Pipe the frosting into the cupcake. Serve with a fork.
Eat immediately. Right away. I’m serious.

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foodboners:

one minute microwave cupcakes!

cupcakes:

  • 1/4 cup dark chocolate chips
  • 2 tbs butter
  • 1 egg
  • 1 tbs oil
  • 1/4 cup sugar
  • pinch of salt
  • 2 tbs cocoa powder (unsweetened)
  • 2 tbs flour
  • 1/8 tsp baking powder

Frosting:

  • 1/2 cup (4oz) cream cheese
  • 3 tbs milk
  • 1/3 cup powdered sugar
  • 2 tbs cocoa powder
____
  1. In a microwave safe bowl, add the chocolate chips and the butter. Microwave for 20 seconds, stir and repeat until melted.
  2. In a separate bowl, add the egg, oil, sugar and salt and beat with a fork until well combined. Add the melted chocolate and stir again. 
  3. Sprinkle the cocoa powder, flour and baking powder over the egg mixture and stir again with the fork until well combined.
  4. Distribute equally between three baking cups (standard cupcake papers will not work). I also added 4 chocolate chips to the very center of each cupcake to make a bit of a molten center. 
  5. Microwave on high for 1 to 1.5 minutes. The “cooking” time will depend largely on the power of your microwave. Mine took 1 minute 15 seconds.
  6. You want to let the cupcake cool a bit because right out of the microwave they are screaming hot. While they cool, make the frosting. Add the milk and the cream cheese to a bowl and beat on high until smooth and creamy. Then add the powdered sugar and the cocoa powder and beat until combined. Add the frosting to a zip lock bag and cut about 1/2 inch off the bottom corner. Pipe the frosting into the cupcake. Serve with a fork.
  7. Eat immediately. Right away. I’m serious.

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leegerber:

There are just too many awesome cupcakes in the world

niallandthebritishboys:

dirtyhipsterharry:

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oh my god. hahahahahha.

niallandthebritishboys:

dirtyhipsterharry:

inzayn omfg hahahah

oh my god. hahahahahha.

future-mrshoult:

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